For a supposedlyreserved people, Japan sure has its share of uncouth hicks. Some drunk 30 year old witch just tried to kancho me with her umbrella.

A kancho is a 'joke' kindergardeners usually pull, where they jam their index fingers up someone's butt. Pretty dumb for an adult to do, but hey, I'm a foreigner so its funny!

Not as bad as the drunk guy on the ferry yesterday peeing in the car hold in front of me and later trying to grab my balls, I suppose.